Christian’s Returns to ECW

Well, as Matt Stryker said during Christian’s return to the WWE ring on ECW recently, “ECW just got instantly classic!”

There are alot of people that question Christian’s return to WWE being to ECW.  But, c’mon!  No, no seriously.  Did you really thing that  the giant ball of EGO that is Vince McMahon would allow Christian to just waltz back into a top spot in the WWE after LEAVING for TNA several years ago?  Let’s look into why Vince did what he did regarding Christian, and what we may hope for the future of Captain Charisma!

Why Didn’t Christian Return at the Royal Rumble w/ Edge?
Well this is what most people expected, and a good part of the reason why it didn’t happen.  Vince McMahon is known to change his mind about 100 times a day regarding angles and such. So, of course, when he learned that much of the internet fans were ready and salivating for the Christian return at the Rumble, he switched gears.  Originally, as expected, Christian was going to be the guy that was responsible for all of Jeff Hardy’s ‘accidents’, leading up to his world title lost at the Rumble.  This would’ve linked Christian back up with Edge and put him right into the Main Event status - a level he had not reached when previously in the WWE.  But, of course, no.  We can’t have that happening. Too predictable.

Christian returned from ‘The Minor Leagues’
Again, Vince’s Ego.  Do you REALLY think a “wrassler” can come in from TNA and be on top in the WWE? NO WAY!  The WWE is full of “SUPERSTARS!”  A plain ol’ TNA “wrassler” needs to work his way up to SUPERSTARDOM.  Especially if he left the land of SUPERSTARDOM before!  It’s kinda like how the WWF goofed up the invasion angle b/c of Vince’s ego. Kinda like how they goofed on using Eric Bischoff and the NWO, since of course, that was not a WWE-original.

Edge is married now
Hello? Edge is married now. We all no that once your best buds get married they don’t want to “hang out” anymore. No more concertos. No goofin around. No 5 second poses for the benefit of those with flash photography.  Those were the rebel days.

What do you think of Christian’s return to WWE?